Top 10 reasons to log off the Net

My wife wrote this on the back of a laboratory requisition form during a slow night at her job at a hospital. (Apparently she sees the Internet in a different light than I do. I never would have thought of adding a list about logging off.)
  1. Read this book.
  2. Bathroom.
  3. Food.
  4. Kiss your sweetie.
  5. Sex.
  6. Sick.
  7. Dead.
  8. Hug a kitty.
  9. Work.
  10. Sleep.
(1 and 2 can be done simultaneously, as can 4 and 5. Try to avoid combinations of 5 and 7. In fact, if you can, avoid 7 altogether. You can try 1 and 5 simultaneously, but might not be able to do number 4 for very long afterwards.)

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