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Other recent messages left on the fridge:

You simply cannot, at a formal dinner, say "Excuse me, I must poop."
But upon return, others will call attention to your ruse, citing time taken.
Some try to mask their mission to defecate by claiming they must urinate or wet
You must say, "Pardon me, everyone, I must go defecate."
But there is not a similarly casual term for defecating.
At a formal event you can say either urinate or wet.
"Pardon me, but I must go urinate, or 'wet'."
They are synonymous, but "wet" is more casual.
I urinated, or "wet". You can say "urinate" or you can say "wet".
WBH AKA C&N
WBH AKA C&N
WBH AKA C&N
wathel herness is a Slack-Jaw !!!
By Dr. David Leinenbach. AT BOOKSTORES NOW!!!
"Hey Guys, It's Friday: A Case Study in Level 5 Fridge Cretinism"
By Dr. David Leinenbach. AT BOOKSTORES NOW!!!
"Hey Guys, It's Friday: A Case Study in Level 5 Fridge Cretinism"
hey guys it's fri. time for a beer, a joint and a blow job!
hey guys it's fri. time for a beer, a joint and a blow job!
hey guys it's fri. time for a beer, a joint and a blow job!
hey guys it's fri. time for a beer, a joint and a blow job!
hey guys it's fri. time for a beer, a joint and a blow job!
hey guys it's fri. time for a beer, a joint and a blow job!
another crazy nigger!
Goddamned right! -Rob Thurber
Goddamned right! -Rob Thurber
Vester Lee Flanagan was fuckin` COOL!!! -WATHEL BLOTURE-HERNESS
Vester Lee Flanagan was fuckin` COOL!!! -WATHEL BLOTURE-HERNESS
any guy that said he don't Masturbate is lying
it's almost Friday guys!
it's almost Friday guys!
I am the walrus!
Hello, I am The Masturbator.
Hello, I am The Masturbator.
it's Wed. hump day, lets all hump someone
it's Wed. hump day, lets all hump someone
it's Wed. hump day, lets all hump someone
it's Wed. hump day, lets all hump someone
it's Wed. hump day, lets all hump someone


This jumble of letters are plastic refrigerator magnets. As a child, you may have had a set of these stuck on (and under) your fridge. These colored, plastic alphabet magnets were a part of my childhood, and now they can be a part of yours. The messages above were left by others who've been in my kitchen. Type in a short message to rearrange the magnets yourself.

A note to parents: the fridge is an uncensored forum where anyone can leave short, anonymous messages. Although most people enjoy the fridge in the spirit of good clean fun, some folks do write things that are inappropriate for children.

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The fridge was plugged in on 9-9-95.

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